Welcome to the World you YUCKY LETTUCE

Well as we all are aware, I am not what you would call "Technologically Savvy" in the eyes of you moderners. Yes, you may be saying to yourself "Self, isn't Hannah a newly educated college student at a wonderfully pristine college in the great state of Texas?! Shouldn't she be right there with the best of 'em doing all those fancy computer things kids these days do?" Although I could text at 300 word paper on my tiny little keypad of a cell phone in a matter of seconds, (ok maybe not seconds, but you get what i mean) I am just NOW getting with the times as far as Blogging goes.


A smart lady once told me when i went away to college that i should start a blog to keep in touch with all of my Paducahians, Paducahans, Paducahens???...well whatever we are...you know me, always ahead of the curve, so i am just now getting to it. Welcome to the 2008 journal of my life.


This blog will now be my logical excuse for not do the important things in my life i know i should be doing. Whether that be studying, laundry, cleaning, or what have you, I now have a decent excuse to tell my parentals as to why I didn't bring home a 4.0 gpa on my report card (which APPARENTLY you dont get at college...once again all on the net. They forget to tell you some things at the so-called "wonderful intro college junk" they make you attend). So, what i am trying to say is, this is my small contribution to the cyber world out there--a little piece of me--Palindromes Don't Do Lettuce.


For those of you who are wondering "what in the world is a Palindrome??" its such an easy explanation. Take it Websters:

n: a word, verse, or sentence (as “Able was I ere I saw Elba”) or a number (as 1881) that reads the same backward or forward


So there you have it. Palindrome, like HANNAH (or Radar or Kayak..) is just a little vocab word i picked up along the way, and boy is it a good convo starter. try it out. it makes you look intelligent. OH and as for the no lettuce situation, I DON'T DO LETTUCE. Not on sandwiches, no salad is ever going in this mouth, not covered in dressing and smothered with chicken, croutons, and other irresistible toppings commonly found to disguise its disgusting taste. Nope not going to happen. Don't ask me why and don't say it doesn't have a taste. I can taste that yucky green junk from a mile away...


So anyway, as i pondered what i should write about for my first wall post, because as we all know, it must be a good one if not the best and I must set the bar high for a wall posts to come, i considered a few ideas.


1. my crazy, yet hilarious fam (def look out for this to come eventually)
2. Iowa Caucus
3. how amazing the season premiere of Law and Order was :)
4. the amazing way you can send off your life long possesions of anything GOLD to this company i saw on tv and get money instintly (this sounds bad...)
5. or this vegetable bag that keeps veggies fresh for up to 30 DAYS! (ya, i have A LOT of free time...)


But, i just knew none of these were going to set the tone for my new and upcoming blog. So who else to talk about when times are low and the world needs a little help? Not our "charming" president (and i use the term charming VERY VERY loosely) or world leader or Martha Stewart, but none other than Britney Spears. Nothing better than to wake up in the morning and click over to CNN to check up on what happened while you caught some zzz's and in turn find none other than America's sluttiest, favoritest pop musical icon plastered on the screen. I figured that

she is the most important and talked about woman in history (well...that may or may not be a total fabrication) and in order for people to read my blog i have to talk about her. She knows something i don't know so I'll take her word for it. I may not exactly know what a caucus really is, or who won for that matter, but i sure as hell know what is going on in the life of America's sweetheart. I mean really look at that genuine smile and radiant hair...who cant just love her to death. Britney, I dont care if you are locked up for a 72 hour psycho watch in an LA hospitial, you'll bounce back! Screw the war in Iraq and who's running for President! I've got Britney Fever!!


in the words of an adorable 5 year old little girl: "Goodnight, sleep tight, dont let the Bed Bugs Bite, You got that Right." (thanks for reading!)